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Sen Galiba Kaçmaya Çalışıyorsunİkinci Dünya Savaşı sırasında bir İngiliz,
Almanya üzerinde düşürülür. Almanlar bunu esir alırlar, fakat İngiliz'in bir bacağı ve iki kolu kangren olmuştur. Almanlar ilk önce bacağı keserler ve İngiliz, Almanlardan bu bacağı ana
vatanı olan İngiltere'ye atmalarını ister.
Almanlar da Ä°ngiliz'in isteÄŸini yerine getirir.
Sonra İngiliz'in kolu kesilir, İngiliz yine aynı dilekte bulunur ve Almanlar da yerine getirir. Bu sefer de Almanlar öteki kolu keserler. İngiliz her zamanki gibi Almanlardan kolu anavatanına atmalarını ister, fakat Almanlar " olmaz!" derler,
İngiliz nedenini sorunca şöyle cevaplarlar:
"Sen galiba kaçmaya çalışıyorsun!"


İsimsiz fıkra
Meleklerden biri öbür dünyada bir Kayseriliyle bir Yahudiyi karşısına çağırarak:

- Bakın, buradaki davranışlarınız hoşumuza gitti, sizi tekrar dünyaya göndereceğiz.

Hatta size bir de dilekte bulunma hakkını tanıyoruz. Ne istiyorsunuz, söyleyin bakalım?

Yahudi hemen atılmış:

- Bana bol para ihsan edin.

Melek:

- Tamam, demiÅŸ. Sen ne istiyorsun?

Kayserili cevap vermiÅŸ:

- Ben mi? Bir şey istemem. Sadece şu arkadaşın adresini verin yeter!
 

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Fenerbahçeli

Hakim sanığa sormuş:
-Uluslararası kaçakçılık suçu ile suçlanıyorsun. Tüm deliller aleyhine. Söyleyecek bir şeyin var mı?
Sanık boynunu bükmüş ve,
-Aman hakim bey, demiş.. Ben Fenerbahçeliyim. Uluslararası ne gibi bir faaliyetim olabilir ki?

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